Santa Claus

You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to Texarkana this Saturday, December 4.

How is it that Santa is so organized? Do you think Ms. Claus has a handle on it or could it be that Santa is really a woman? Think about it, Christmas is warm, fuzzy and nurturing and involves lots of planning and organization, which means a woman has to be in charge of it.

With Christmas only two weeks away, Santa is a pretty busy guy these days. He has to double check all presents are made, organize final copies of the naughty and nice lists and do some last-minute reindeer grooming so they're in tip-top shape for Christmas. It's a stressful few weeks, but Santa's been doing it for like, hundreds of years, so he has the whole thing down pat.

What's worse than a news anchor blabbing on live TV that Santa isn't real? How about a Texas kindergarten teacher revealing the terrible truth about Saint Nick to her entire class of five-year-olds? Yep, that actually happened.